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They never scored
It was hard to tell which team showed up two and a half hours before first pitch
A hit by pitch turned the game in the Mets' favor
Because it didn't seem like a baseball game
Just for one day
I saw the Mets win a wild one in person. Sorta.
The Mets owner appears in The Epstein Files over one hundred times
A Manaeasterpiece? Not quite. Still, very good.
Similar Truist Park nonsense occurred
The Mets made it interesting in the end, I guess
For one thing, the Mets aren't *technically* out of it
Also the Mets lost
Both Met backstops homered to give Nolan McLean all the runs he needed