The Mets get their first road sweep of the season
And hip hip Jorge to boot
Luis Torrens is an excellent catcher. Last night he was an excellent hitter too.
The Mets had a whelming trade deadline
As did Huascar Brazobán, hours after his troll job
Turns out 1986 was 40 years ago
Broken-hearted jubilee...
And the Mets fileted some fish
The Mets went splitsies with Atlanta, still haven't traded anyone
*Rubs hands together*
Boy did that one get out of hand
Tyrone Taylor is kind of playing ridiculously well right now
